every single Christmas hate disappears
i see baby jesus pourin' my beer
no offense to moses, i dig the beard
it's alright
at this party
come inside
and be merry
i wanna kiss you on your mind
joseph's on the organ pleasin' my ears
vixen's got a flask on him, he hates his career
santa's gonna snowflake again like he did last year
he got high
and left the party
a sleigh ride
sippin' bacardi
it's always Christmas D.U.I.
soon as things started gettin' slow
frosty brought his pipe to load
we got stoned on mistletoe
then scrooge he had to call the po'
and he said "dancer dasher prancer vixen, i will see you all in prison!"
party with the christians once every year
thank the holy spirit it's b.y.o. cheer
never thought i'd miss this, brings me to tears
i can't cry
infront of mary
fourth of July
got nothin' on me
it's always Christmas in my mind
The previously unreleased tracks on this thing are unreal. Can't believe they never made the final cut--they've become some of my new favourites. Alexei Kazakov
Portland singer/songwriter delivers a gorgeous Christmas EP, fashioned in the lush style of classics by Bing Crosby and Johnny Mathis. Bandcamp New & Notable Nov 23, 2020